DINA DIMALCHUSA DINA
[Thank you "anonymous" for today's post. To all readers - please comment on any topic, your comment might be tomorrow's post - KollelVeib]
I think you missed an even funnier letter in the same issue of "The Voice" which read as follows:
Dear Editor,
In your most recent "Column of the Improbable", the magic trick called for the tearing of dollar bills. Dollar bills are federal property and it is a crime to willfully damage them. Dina dimalchusa dina would also apply, rendering such an act as both illegal and against halacha.
Thank you,
Shimon Bernstein